I’ve read some books these past few years with incredibly cool titles like Prince of Fire, The Kill Artist, Consent to Kill, The Kingmaker, The Black Company and cool shit like that so it got me thinking about what chapters in my life would be called. It’s certainly nothing dramatic.

The Pneumonia Protocol

Guatemalan Gun Show

Dumbass Buys a Motorcycle – a short story.

Fly to Florida to Learn That No, I’m Not Spy Material

GORUCK GORUCK GORUCK

Drunk

A Little Bit Drunk

Obnoxiously Drunk (Book 3 of the Drunken Chronicles)

I think those are some good, working titles from this year, maybe a little honest but nothing too exciting. I need to upgrade my life. Maybe more Monster Lo Carbs, Jack3d and Red Bull (sugar free, certainly) will make it EXTREME or at the very least, a little more dramatic.