Have you ever seen the original The Matrix and more specifically, do you remember that scene where Switch gets unplugged? I wasn’t in danger of dying this weekend but that applied to my weekend.
I used my free time on Saturday to look at electric rates and afterward I went to do some pull ups. I ran/walked (mostly walked) 6 miles on Sunday and worked on my tan. After which I had to rub some Tiger Balm on myself because I’m broken.
That’s when I thought of this scene from The Matrix. I don’t know what I expected to be doing when I was 36 but it sure as hell wasn’t looking at electric rates and putting Tiger Balm on my leg. I don’t think it actually does anything to heal you but man does it smell good.
Not like this.
Apparently I’m old as hell now and everywhere I walk there is a trailing scent of Tiger Balm.
I have this revelation every few months now that I’m older and wiser.
Definitely just older.
I also spent ten minutes today watching a video on rust penetrating oils. Who AM I?
Which is cool I guess. That allowed me to read this article about dying and take it in stride.
Now that I’ve embraced old age I can be a social shut-in
When I die I’d like to smell like Tiger Balm. Cremate me with a few jars of that shit.
#gettingold #gettin #gold lol
Also, last chance to order an I Am Bee Yang shirt, volume 5.
$35-37/each and all profits go to charity and not the Bee Yang Fund for Partying at Parties.